Who like my chopstick hit you when I take a shit with my little-ass dick,
yellow,
If you wanna see me eat
Jell-o,
I never seen nothin' like you before,
I can kick you higher then you can kick me,
I can kick you way up into a tree,
who wants a taste of my foo-long tea
HO HA HO HA HOO CHI CHI
everyone in the phone book named Chang- wanna see my wang?
Never could hit a gong with a bang. WAAA?
Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball,
but that not right not in real life'
you will fall... down and break your leg.
Everybody wanna see me break an egg?
Well I dont, but I like fried rice and I got lice,
Ching Chow Woo Ching Wang Woo Wice
That ain't nice, Four for the cookie, I always charge it twice.
Delivery is for free but not from me,
I always call a dollar fifty,
fifty five.
Wanna see GO GAA?
Hit you with the lie. HAI YA!
War when I hit you with the shit do a split,
Take a shit have to go eat my shit kung-fo.
want my buffet? you fucking gay, ah.
Wai-lo hit you the hey, stay the fuck away.
Hit you in the balls,
Only Americans eat duck sauce.
And my soy sauce is for you,
I can put it in your shoe.
Watch this- I can tiptoe while you take a piss.
In my bathroom spy on you while your little boy shits,
HOOAAAI-YAA!
I can kick you if you dont pay the bill,
And if you want a mint, thats fifty cent, bitch,
Everything cost a little bit,
so don't expect nothing for free, At least not from me
Ching Chang Chewie
I got you from Taiwan city and Hong Kong,
I just smoked a bong and i can do it all night long.
And don't mistake me for a Vietcong.
I can get you and tackle you take you never see me,
When I get you and make you,
Rope you up and put you in a bamboo cage, and make you feel my rage.
Poke you with a little stick till you page your buddies to Napalm me.
God Damn that shit burned blew away my whole city,
Ho Chi Minh, Shoot a load on your chin, God damn thats a sad goygo good bye.
And if you wanna come on in, you can work in to my world where the yellow begins HAAI YA! cant be tamed,
I got shit control your brain,
and its called Egg foo Yung,
and lo mein
so come on in baby and you can have it just the same
HAI YA!
HAAAAAH!




No I knock down won day day...